My father’s been dead for years.

He killed himself minutes after he shot my mother.

You make a lot of assumptions about me for someone who doesn’t know me.

But you just said it was a thousand degrees.

Nah it’s just getting hot because it’s like 800 degrees man.

Not in my experience.

No they’re hot enough to melt tarps.

That tarp would be melted if that thing was to temperature.

Grabs bag of dicks.

munch munch munch.

Because Felix is wrong and hates technology and the people who make it.

They probably hate Linux and being a vegan queer furry too.

And just like a gang the leaders are rich and the foot soldiers barely make enough to survive.

No that’s because you’re old.

No this is a schooner.

And the leg bone connected to the knee bone.

It’s plugged into the USB port not the motherboard.

I think Cheech and Chong were the original tokin’ white guys.

So it would be even lighter if you filled it with hydrogen?

It can’t weigh 2,204lbs if it floats it should weigh approximately -7,200lbs if it’s going to carry the cable and rope.

If you’re adding two strand #2 AWG wire it’s about a half pound per foot so another 2500lbs which means the floating windmill has to support 7200 lbs in addition to the weight of itself.

I’d love to see the weight of a five thousand foot cable.