Sometimes. Usually I do a lengthier riff on it.

I have 2, Link and Phoebe.

I’ll do a “Linky Link” and “BB Phoebe” (as in baby) because I refuse to acknowledge that she’s not still a baby.

I mean I’m not offended it’s bad, because points at name, but I’m confused at why people give a shit about someone who was bad at something.

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I’d rather turn Amazon warehouse into ICE graveyards.

“It might be the beginning of the end for the big man honestly,”

I’d rather skip to the end of him personally. I can’t wait to say “remember when Trump was alive?”.

Harsh, but I think everyone at the entire company could and we’d be better off.

That OS is not even pretending to hide how sinister it’s being.

In a non capitalist hellhole, people would’ve quit before copying with writing any of it. They would’ve quit before they put Candy Crush on the Start menu.

It really is fair game at that point.

Has there ever been an accident with a Ferrari that wasn’t because the owner was swinging his dick?

I didn’t know enough about the guy to like laugh about him being dead, but people doing this shit always deserve it on the first offense. Nobody gets to enjoy the thrill of going that fast without immediately paying the bill.

I don’t know anything about the passenger either, but getting killed because your driver is insecure about his tiny peepee fucking sucks.

If you can capture footage of these “disappearances”, you are hired.

Strictly for me of course.