unalivejoy

Just whatever you do, don’t ln -s /bin/fish /bin/sh

All according to covfefe.

I think it’s a bit early to assume traditional consoles won’t be effected by hardware prices.

I don’t run Linux, I run SystemD.

Didn’t Nintendo do this in the New Super Mario Bros.? If you died enough times, it asked you if you wanted Luigi (or some other character?) to show you how to do the course.

Oh boy, always on oled displays are so in now.

Why bother with distro hopping when you can desktop hop?

Its part of the bootstrap paradox.

That was the Red Army’s mistake.

That’s an insult to Post Malone.

Do we round up and deport Santa’s Elves? They’re stealing hard working Americans’ jobs by working for candy.

War is good for business.

You can’t make profit if you’re dead.

The 2008 election was a fluke. They corrected themselves in 2012 after the census and a bit of gerrymandering.

I’m rich (cultural victory)

A “Get Well Soon” card would be a hilarious cartoon bomb.

And npm. Good thing there’s jsr.io.

He’s in the north pole, so probably Canadian dollars, Russian rubles, or Danish krone (Greenland)

Feel free to fork my comment.

Omitted for brevity.

I would make two separate views.

CREATE VIEW NiceList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'nice' 
   AND parent.income > 40000; 
CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'naughty';