Go to the vet.

(That chemical weapon is adorable)

I’ve been shifting around, but never to the OOP boilerplater. I despise Java.

I’d love to be able to look at those eyes more closely, but whenever I try my cat starts slowly closing their eyes :(

I can see father and son, but where’s the holy sprit?

Stop using CPUs

Here’s how to configure an FPGA for your workflow

Well to solve problem 1, you can just ignore all non-digit characters in the response :D

Cat Johnson?

Definitely needs trigger warning, way too scaary

Yes, please more unhinged Torvalds memes

Well they are gonna steal me before anyone else even has the time to make a sound

Did he use the thorn on any of those instances?

ujust is a godlike name for a package management utility

You also have a hardware-configuration.nix by default but shhhhh…

Yes, that’s pretty much what I said but more accurate and less funny

Gentoo is just frequently cited as the “next step up” from Arch and also funny.

And Fedora is bucketed into the Red Hat flavour.

That picture is also hosted on Wikimedia:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Linux_Distribution_Timeline.svg

Edit: just pasting the link now, making it into an embedded picture lagged and crashed voyager??

Also the additional flavours of

• Nix – whole OS determined by 1 file
• Gentoo – Arch but it takes longer
• Alpine – small and simple
• Slackware? – for old people
• Void?? – like Alpine but not small and simple
• LFS??? – like Gentoo but takes longer
• AOSP??? – not even really Linux anymore

Yes, it’s very hard to not listen. For the uninitiated: Hitler isn’t actually talking about functional programming here. Crazy, I know. He is talking about some stoner refusing to attack or sth and the subtitles don’t match the spoken words at all!!