It’s basically just watered-down cat food in a tube. And, honestly, not all cats like it. We have one cat that will eat it, but only if I squirt it out onto a plate. The other cat won’t even touch the stuff.

I agree with people who say you should consult a vet.

But as a side note: baking soda doesn’t do shit for odors. That’s a myth that was started by the Arm & Hammer marketing team. And it’s doubly wrong to use in this instance, because amonia-heavy urine is already basic (high pH). If you want to neutralize it, you should be treating it with an acid like vinegar. Basic chemistry.

Alternatively, pet stores sell litter deodorizers that do work and are safe. I’ve used one that is made from (I think) wheat germ.

Seeing as he was casually standing in the street immediately after, I’m going to put on my shocked face.

With all the people that keep trying to run ICE agents over with their cars it’s amazing that none of them have actually been hit yet.

Yeah. Ozzy doesn’t mind being picked up for brief periods but he will not sit in a lap. Occasionally he might jump up on the sofa and curl up next to someone but this is the closest he gets to sitting ON anyone. He might snuggle up at night except our older cat has staked out the bedroom as her territory and will always chase him out.

Sadly, on my list of the worst things going on in my country right now, this doesn’t even make the top 25.

Of course! If people don’t want lead in their supplements, they’ll just switch to another brand!

Jesus. The regulations for dietary supplements are already almost nonexistent (Thanks DSHEA!). That has led to significant harm at times.