Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

Do you take pictures with deli meat/cheese on his head?

Or does he have a sibling named whiskey?

Not being sure it applies to this scenario and too lazy to verify, sometimes the security scanners get updated and flag previously accepted code.

… tough to make sense of flagging a readme though, unless there’s sensitive info in it.